Cutting the Grass

August 1998

    Summertime brings a wealth of sensory data to revitalise we poor Britons who suffer so many months of grey numbness. The colours of the world around us start bursting out with vivid hues as the sun brings its golden touch. The air is full of pungent smells as plants and flowers delight in their courtship ballets. The tongue-click sound of leather against willow wafts over the playing fields. Poets put pen to paper with alliterations all aflow and lager louts spill onto the pavements. Wasps dive-bomb garden tables awash with scones and clotted cream, and young maidens cast cares aside to strut their stuff and excite the lads. Oh, and police persons wear short sleeves.
    And then there's cutting the grass. I mean who needs it? The stuff just won't do what it's told. I even tried shouting at it in a very stern voice once, but to no avail. It's as if it doesn't think you've got something better to do at the weekend. And, have you noticed that as soon as you cut your front lawn, your neighbours cut theirs and make yours look long again. It's exasperating.
    I'm firmly of the opinion that grass, along with its associated felons (dandelions, daisies, clover, moss etc.), is trying to take over the world. You're bound to have noticed how it sneakily sprouts up between the gaps in the pavement and in the flowerbeds when nobody's looking. It waits till you step inside to catch the latest Test Match score and ping! There it is, looking like it owned the place. It's the summer equivalent of acid rain. It only smells nice when you mow it as a rather poor PR exercise in damage limitation. Tough ! Its image is irreparably tarnished. That nice Mr. Alan Titchmarsh of BBC 'Garden Force' fame has the right idea. Dig up the grass and shovel in the gravel.

    And then, today I was minding my own business when I realised that grass makes a very good theological point. As much as I hate to say something nice about the gruesome green ghoul, it's a terrific illustration for Hebrews 10:22 and no mistake. The verse says this: "Let us draw near to God with a sincere heart..."
    Grass, sincere? Absolutely! Unlike we rebellious human beings it's doing exactly what it's supposed to do according to the original plan of creation, but then that's really a side issue. It's in the drawing near business where grass is such a good illustration. The writer to the Hebrews is describing the essential characteristics of true believers and the first trait is that they will be people who draw near to God, always seeking their Lord in everything they do. It will be in reading the Bible, prayer, contemplation, and in obedient living as a member of the Church community, telling out the gospel. In short, they will be those continually growing in holiness.
   Now then, grass sets about the business of growing with a vengeance. It is single minded about it and never even stops to imagine that it might not actually reach the heavens. It's going to get there no matter what it takes and so up it goes. Even the occasional coming of the Great Flymo Blade ( a bit like an apocalyptic horseman) doesn't dent its resilience. Grow, grow, grow, because there's somewhere worth getting to that's much better than here. That's what our attitude must be like, and it has to remain so even when the Lord flymoes us through trials and hardships. You see, the important thing is that if we're growing, if we're actively drawing near to our Lord, then we're not backsliding, and when the cosmic flymo to end all flymos comes it will pass over us while all around us is total devastation and we will live on in the great prairie in the sky for eternity.
     (Whatever you're smoking can we have some please, man? - Ed)
Sure dude. Just regular grass, man!

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